I did this list a couple years ago on the Romance Magician's blog and was thinking about it today and thought I would share on this one.The top ten clues that you're a Romantic Suspense Junkie.
10. You suspect every grieving widower of having "a hand" in the death of his wife.
9. You see a report of a wreck on the interstate and shout at the television "the boyfriend did it!"
8. You believe you can solve any crime if your husband was a sexy police detective.
7. You suspect the clean-cut guy in your office of being a potential serial killer because he has "that look."
6. You eye the small sunken area in the backyard and wonder if a body is buried there.
5. You eye the small sunken area in the backyard and wonder if your husband plans to bury you there.
4. You feel a need to explain to the checkout boy that you really use the black plastic bags for leaves.
3. You leave the shower curtains open during a shower.
2. You drive past your house believing the car in the rearview mirror is tailing you.1. You become worried that your husband is plotting your death because he’s being too nice after watching a marathon of Cold Case.
What clues have you found?
Well that list proves it - I am a Romantic Suspense Junkie.
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LOL! More the merrier.
ReplyDeleteTrue story: We bought our house from a woman with a very suspicious past. Strange things - weird locks on doors, burn marks in odd places on the walls and floors, bizarre stories from the neighbors -- led us to the conclusion that she was a nut job.
ReplyDeleteWe have an atrium in the center of the house with a dirt floor. After we moved in, we were cleaning it out (digging up dead plants and such) and my husband said -- in jest -- "What if we find a body in here?" At that moment his shovel hit something hard and clanky sounding. I nearly had a heart attack. We looked at each other, and he continued to dig.
It was just the foundation.
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See! I'm not crazy after all. Thanks, JoAnn. LOL!
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